April 2008
37 posts
ASCII CAM →
March 2008
72 posts
Heart - Crazy On You @ 33 RPM. Thanks, MONEYRIES
MUXTAPE →
IS AMAZING. I WILL POST ONE SOON.
WatchHEAVY METAL PARKING LOT
POKEMONES →
The Pokemones call their public orgies ponceo. On a typical Friday afternoon in the Chilean capital of Santiago, hundreds gather in a leafy urban park for a few hours of sexual experimentation. Surrounded by passing strollers, they trade partners multiple times—mostly engaging in anonymous rounds of oral sex. When the party is over, no contact information is exchanged. Same-gender interactions are...
SKULLPHONE'S "HACKED" BILLBOARDS →
AT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT SKULLPHONE HAD ACCOMPLISHED ONE OF THE GREATEST BILLBOARD LIBERATIONS OF ALL TIME… BUT APPARENTLY HE JUST PAID CLEAR CHANNEL TO RUN THE ADS AS PART OF AN “ART PROJECT.”
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING THE PAST COUPLE...
MAKE YOUR VERY OWN CREEPY POLICE SKETCH →
LABELSCAR →
PHOTOGRAPHS AND BACKSTORIES OF DEAD AND DYING SHOPPING MALLS
PUBLIC FARM 1 @ P.S. 1 THIS SUMMER →
Public Farm 1 calls for a sun shelter constructed as a butterfly roof of linked planters, a container garden in the air. Intended to be a working farm, the structure is an effort “to create a neighborhood-based ecological infrastructure,” said principal Dan Wood. Heavy-duty cardboard tubes, some as wide as yard in diameter, will be bolted together to form the pavilion. Some will be filled with...
DJ SPOOKY IS A VIDEO ARTIST NOW →
This video excerpt comes from “New York Is Now,” his “highly acclaimed” video work.
WatchAWESOME VIDEO. BEARABLE SONG.
THE INTERNET? BAH! →
A 1995 NEWSWEEK ARTICLE
RETROSABOTAGE →
Retrosabotage makes subversive (and often hilarious) remixes of classic video-games, including short mockumentaries explaining their backstories. For example, Pac-Man is explained as a political tool designed to stimulate consumption in Japan.
THIS JUST BLEW MY MIND →
Modernista’s new site is essentially siteless. It rests fully within Web 2.0 with a little nav bar at the top left. For example, Google their name and click on the first entry (Modernista!), and you are brought to the same results page but with that added nav bar. Click on “About” and you can go to either the Wikipedia entry for “Modernista” (which gets cookied as your default homepage) or...
ALARMISM →
A group of people who set their alarms for the 11th hour of the 11th day of every month. Not sure why i like this, but i do. I guess I just give points for creative activism.
MAN BUILDS SUICIDE ROBOT →
An elderly man has killed himself by programming a robot to shoot him in the head after building the machine from plans downloaded from the internet.
Notes left by Mr Tovey — who was born in England — revealed that he had scoured the internet for plans before constructing his complex machine, which involved a jigsaw power tool and was connected to a .22 semi-automatic pistol loaded with four...
PHOTOSHOPPED: THE BLOG →
WHAT DID WE DO TO PISS OFF THE STINGRAY'S? →
FIRST STEVE IRWIN, NOW SOME POOR LADY FROM MICHIGAN: “A Michigan woman died today after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her in the upper body in the Florida Keys.”
UPDATE: Apparently it was a “Spotted Eagle Ray.” Sorry Stingrays, didn’t mean to jump to any conclusions there.
WHY THERE IS NO WEBSITE AT WWW.EXAMPLE.COM →
PHANTOM KEYSTROKER →
The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless circuit board, but it’s actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim’s computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and...
UKRAINIAN MOBSTER TOMBSTONES →
SPEAKING OF BAD ADVERTISING →
AN ARTICLE ABOUT DR. ZIZMOR’S SUBWAY AD IN THE NEW YORK TIMES
“The ads also seem to celebrate typographical errors, which contribute to a look of having been cobbled together by someone who doesn’t work in graphics or advertising - which, it turns out, is the case. That someone is Dr. Zizmor.”
DESIGN POLICE →
Download and print on sticker paper, then start talking back to those poorly designed ads.
REDDIT MIGHT BE WORTH READING AGAIN →
MESSAGE FROM REDDIT STAFF: “We updated the front page today to normalize each link’s hotness to the other links within the same reddit. What this means is that you will start seeing more content on your front page from smaller reddits. We did this to give the smaller reddits that you are subscribed to a fair chance of getting displayed. If a particular link is very hot within its own...
JOHN ADAMS →
WAS AWESOME. YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.
GOOGLE SKY →
DOPEWARS FOR THE IPHONE!!! →
I LOVE DOPE WARS!!!
Dope Wars is a turn-based strategy computer game in which the player simulates the role of a drug dealer. The game’s objective is to make the maximum amount of money within a limited time. The object of the game is to deal the most drugs to pay off the “loan shark” (who charges interest) by the end of the game and make a profit.
WOMAN SAT ON TOILET FOR 2 YEARS? →
EMILY MAYER - THE AWESOME TAXIDERMIST BEHIND... →
CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF HER STUDIO (NOTE: NONE OF THE ANIMALS ARE ALIVE)
ASHLEY DUPRE'S HOT BEATZ →
I am still way too busy to blog, but I’m sure Ashley Dupre’s hot beatz will keep you occupied until my week stops sucking.”Caaaan yoooou haaandle meeee?”
TOO BUSY TO BLOG, SO FRED SPENCER WILL HAVE TO... →
PAUL RULES!
EMPEROR'S CLUB VIP - ARCHIVED ON THE WAY BACK... →
IT LOADS REALLY SLOWLY - BUT THE MUSIC ALONE IS WORTH THE WAIT
Link is to a working mirror of emperorsclubvip.com from 2004. Oh, and if you’re not following the Spitzer prostitution scandal, get caught up here.
“The Emperors’ Club VIP caters to upscale discriminating gentlemen who simply wish to be pampered and transported into a deliciously erotic world of intimate...
DRUGS IN OUR TAP WATER →
A vast array of pharmaceuticals - including, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans.
T5000 →
The British have developed a new camera called the ThruVision T5000 System that can see through clothes at up to 80ft away.
BADASS CHINESE HACKERS →
They operate from a bare apartment on a Chinese island. They are intelligent 20-somethings who seem harmless. But they are hard-core hackers who claim to have gained access to the world’s most sensitive sites, including the Pentagon.
"I IN THE SKY" - ART INSTALLATION IN TIMES SQUARE →
WOW. A REASON TO VISIT TIMES SQUARE: “The 50-foot-high faces that flash and twitch on a massive LED screen 48 stories above Times Square are all different. Some smile. Some scowl. Some try to look sexy. Some look like they’re ready to brawl. Unlike all the other faces in the advertising-saturated sky above midtown Manhattan, the ones in Raul Vincent Enriquez’s latest art...
REFLECTOPORN →
EXHIBITIONISTS ON EBAY!!! Reflectoporn is “the deliberate posting of photographs of items with reflective surfaces to online auction sites, with those pictures “accidentally” capturing reflective images of the sellers/photographs in various states of undress.”
