WHAT DID WE DO TO PISS OFF THE STINGRAY'S?
FIRST STEVE IRWIN, NOW SOME POOR LADY FROM MICHIGAN: “A Michigan woman died today after a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her in the upper body in the Florida Keys.”
UPDATE: Apparently it was a “Spotted Eagle Ray.” Sorry Stingrays, didn’t mean to jump to any conclusions there.