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JESSE SUCHMANN'S WEB LOG ABOUT THE THINGS HE FINDS ON THE INTERNET.

SURREALIST COMPLIMENT GENERATOR

“The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver.”

“The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me”

“Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.”

THANKS PAUL