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IT WAS ALL IN CZECH, SO I TRANSLATED IT, AND IT’S A CONTRACT FOR BORROWING A ROOMBA ROBOT VACUUM. I’M SERIOUS. FULL TEXT BELOW:
Contract for loan under Section 659 and seq. obč. Act.
This day, month and year entered into an
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(hereinafter referred to as the “borrower”)
this contract of loan
1. This forward contract the borrower půjčitel product - iRobot Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner … …., In the amount of … … …, - CZK (hereinafter referred to as “vacuum cleaner”) to the free use for one day to try it.
2. Parties to a contract agreement argue that the vacuum cleaner was transmitted in a fit condition for the proper use, clean, functional, intact, the complete contents of the package.
3. The borrower is entitled to use the vacuum cleaner properly and in accordance with the purpose for which it is intended, ie to vacuuming hard floors and carpets, in accordance with the submitted instructions. The borrower is obliged to protect the vacuum cleaner, including accessories from damage, loss or destruction. The borrower is not entitled to leave the vacuum cleaner to use a third party.
4. The borrower is obliged to return the vacuum cleaner clean, functional and undamaged, taking into account normal wear and tear to the premises půjčitele by the end of that period, loan, ie, on … … … … … by the end of the opening hours, ie until … .. Hour Půjčitel is obliged to take a vacuum cleaner in the opening time of the establishment.
5. In order to ensure their duties, the borrower has lodged a deposit when signing the contract in the amount of … … … … …., - CZK (in words: … … … … … … … … … … .. of Czech crowns), which is půjčitel the borrower is obliged to return immediately after the sound and Early repayment nepoškozeného clean and functional vacuum cleaners. In the case of the conclusion of the purchase contract for goods půjčitele is a deposit included in the payment of the purchase price of purchased goods. In the event of damage or. the cost of repairing a vacuum cleaner, the fee for pollution půjčitel is entitled to offset such claims against a deposit.
6. In the event of a breach of the duty to return the vacuum cleaner properly and on time according to Section 4 this contract is the borrower required to pay a contractual penalty of EUR 500, - CZK for each even commenced day of delay. damages are not affected. Půjčitel is entitled to the contractual penalty count against a deposit, the borrower with the credit expressly agrees.
7. If in due time returned to the vacuum cleaner damaged or defective, it půjčitel right up to detect and repair any defects in the bail, or. its reasonable to leave. Defect must be corrected within 30 days after the return of a vacuum cleaner. If these defects warranty půjčitel is entitled to offset the cost of repair compared with a deposit. If returned to the vacuum cleaner is contaminated by the borrower must pay cleaning fee of EUR 500, - CZK (in words: five hundred Czech crowns).
8. Participants in the contract read, fully understand its contents and agree to acknowledge that a handwritten signature. With a handwritten signature also acknowledge that the contract entered into without coercion, and of his free will, free of mistakes. This contract is drawn up in 2 copies, each party shall receive one copy.
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půjčitel borrower
